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My name is Derek. I've been on this planet for a little over 18 years.

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"I see a propensity for obesity, poverty, a yen for fairy tales, folks putting what few bucks they do have into the little wicker baskets being passed around. I think it’s safe to say that nobody here is gonna be splitting the atom, Marty."

(Source: hbotruedetective)

artists whose brains i want to pick:

  • phil elverum
  • aesop rock
  • mark kozelek
  • ben folds
  • buckethead
  • jeff mangum
  • frank ocean


i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via blastortoise)

i have this urge to block everyone who posts anything about gossip girl on my twitter feed. no guy you know is fucking chuck bass get over yourself.